Sean Reiser

This popped up in my inbox today and was worth a laugh. Good to see Brian Cashman thinking outside the box.

General Mananger of prominent sports franchise seeks wizard, sorcerer, or necromancer skilled in the art of animation. I would like to meet with candidates to discuss their qualifications in animating one, or possibly several Golems trained in the skills and duties associated with a baseball middle relief-type role. Compensation will be determined by results. If you feel your skills and experience qualifies you for this position, please fax your resume to me at *number removed*, attn: B.C.

General Mananger of prominent sports franchise seeks scientist of questionable morals skilled in the art of butchery and re-animation. Specifically, I am looking for a candidate able to create a Franken-reliever from the following parts: DeSalvo’s brain, Farnsworth’s shapely dancer’s legs, Scott Proctor’s arm (no, his other arm), Bruney’s enormous torso and various other parts that can be salvaged from drunken hobos around the Stadium. If you feel your skills and experience qualifies you for this position, please fax your resume to me at *number removed*, attn: B.C.

May as well plug the baseball pics.